Friday, May 22, 2009

In the news...Mary Kay Letourneau

"Hot for Teacher"
Former Teacher To Be Joined By Husband, Who Was Former Student
SEATTLE -- Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade student -- the father of her two youngest children -- are hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle nightclub.
Letourneau, now 47, served 7½ years in prison after she was convicted of raping Vili Fualaau, now 26. They were married four years ago this week.
The bar's owner said Letourneau has served her sentence, she's married her former student, and it's OK for them to have some fun on a Saturday night.
Mike Morris, owner of Fuel Sports Eats & Beats, said this is the third time Letourneau and Fualaau have hosted a "Hot for Teacher" night at the nightclub. The event begins at 9:30 p.m. Saturday.
The couple first met when Fualaau was in the second grade. Their relationship became sexual when he was 12 and she was a 34-year-old married mother of four.

…Editor Rozek’s Note: Mary Kay! Come on. I don’t think you are thinking about what really matters here: ME! Don’t you know that this ridiculous behavior of yours is all about me? Every time you do something this stupid, I have to stop on the way to school and pick up a new outfit- I had to wear a freakin’ turtle neck today! It’s 85 degrees! Isn’t anyone getting this woman some help yet? A kid, is a kid, is a kid…I don’t care if a person is 30 years old, if he ever called me “Miss Rozek”, he is not dating material!.. this is a rule I apply across the board – students, DMV workers, the cashier at Old navy… Try a little harder to think about how your actions effect others from now on- No one thinks you are young and cool! “Hot for teacher”…why don’t you call it “Instable crazy lady night?” You’ll get more guys in there that way!

Building a Case Against Drew Peterson

In the news today...

Dislike for Drew Peterson Is One Thing, but is There Enough Evidence Against Him?
As Drew Peterson sits in jail on murder charges for his third wife's death, his stepbrother could prove key to the prosecution's case that he also killed his still-missing fourth wife, Stacy Peterson. Drew Peterson is being held now only for the 2004 murder of Kathleen Savio, whose death the medical examiner had initially ruled a drowning accident. But a grand jury is still hearing evidence that alleges Peterson's involvement in Stacy Peterson's death. Included in that evidence are statements from Thomas Morphey that he helped his stepbrother move a large blue barrel from Peterson's home on the last day Stacy Peterson was seen alive.
The day before he helped move the barrel, Morphey said Peterson confronted him. "He said, 'How much do you love me?'" Morphey told "Good Morning America" in March. "I said, 'I do.' And he said, 'Enough to kill for me?'" Neither Stacy Peterson nor her body have ever been found, nor has the mysterious blue barrel.

Editor Rozek’s Note:…I have no idea why they are bothering this poor guy! He clearly has the worst luck in the history of luck itself. Here he is, this unassuming guy, just trying to live life by being the best guy he can be, and wife after wife keep leaving him! I feel horrible! He had asked his neighbor to help him lift the blue barrel but the weight of the “fruity pebbles” he had put in it kept shifting and it felt like she was moving dead weight so he had to ask his step brother to help instead. Haven’t you ever been in a situation when you’ve been accidentally caught asking someone "Would you kill for me? " ...Come on! It’s like… “please pass the chips”, “can I borrow some sugar”, “how much do you love me? Enough to kill for me?” It’s just conversation… So the medical examiner didn’t notice the giant hand print on the back of his first wife’s head where she had held herself under water until she stopped breathing. It’s so unfair that he has to sit there and wait while people make unfounded accusations against him just because of a couple little mistakes…like asking the wrong step-brother to move the blue barrel…um…Drew -I guess the answer to your question about how much he loves you is …“not quite as much as you had hoped!”

Thursday, May 21, 2009

In the news... "Government runs nation's only legal pot garden"

In the news today...

OXFORD, Mississippi (CNN) -- Here, in what could be called the Fort Knox of dope, under the gaze of security cameras and a blinking motion sensor, another scientist pries open the lid of a large cardboard barrel, opens a large plastic bag and digs his hand into the vat of meticulously manicured marijuana. This is the government's "cannabis drug repository."
How much would this be worth on the street? "A lot," he answers. But the security of the operation is of obvious concern. "Within this building right here, we have seven different alarm systems. We have camera systems. We have cameras in this room that are monitored by the Drug Enforcement Agency in suburban Washington”. And everywhere, there are locked doors. Keyed locks and push-button locks. Locks are as omnipresent as the skunk-like smell of raw marijuana.

…Editor Rozek’s Notes:…It’s a darn good thing that the government has this facility! Sometimes the Drug Enforcement agency doesn’t have anything to do. This ole “war on drugs” is silly. No one is doing drugs anymore. It was a fad! There is simply nothing to do! It is a far better use of tax dollars and trained drug enforcement security officials to be monitoring their own stash! When one of the officials was asked for comment, he replied, “…um…dude…there’s a lot of…um…stuff in here man…” Another said, “we have cameras, locks, keyed locks, push-button locks, lock locks…” The interviewer stepped into the cafeteria to view a peak of the behind the scenes action. There was a table piled to the ceiling with corn chips and potato sticks, next to it a wall-sized refrigerator jammed full of pepsi and a shelf full of visine eye drops that could make any CVS envious! He walked back into the room where he had been interviewing the previous employee, to hear him still talking… “…fried locks, broiled locks, steam-fried locks…” Overall, this was a day full of eye-opening experiences. Our country is truly lucky to have this much weed to give so many fried Americans job opportunities that are so necessary to counter today’s economic troubles!

Woman in Swimsuit Arrested after Chase...

Today in the news...
“A 50-mile, high-speed chase ended in Sacramento, Calif., Monday when a swimsuit-clad and barefoot driver surrendered to police. The woman, Annette Hurd, was allegedly fleeing the scene of a hit-and-run accident in Rio Vista in her red GEO Tracker. "I wasn't worried about me, I was worried about losing my dog," Hurd said she was a "little bit" intoxicated and tired after swimming all day and was worried that her small dog would be taken from her if she was arrested after the accident. She led the police on a chase at speeds topping 100 mph. Police used spike strips to destroy Hurd's tires, but finally managed to stop her when they used a patrol car to hit her vehicle."

...Editor Rozek’s Note:…Oh my! Well…This is truly an issue that faces society today. How can people be expected to drive the speed limit if policemen keep racing after them in hopes of capturing their dogs? I was drinking my face off and swimming one day (cause they always told me that I have to wait at least a half hour to go into the water after eating…they never mentioned alcohol), and upon scooping up my dog and putting her in the car, I had forgotten to put on my pants and shoes. Of course… I accidentally ran over something on the way! I just told you I was drunk! Duh!… Besides…what was that little old lady doing on the sidewalk anyway? It had been a really long day of recreational activity and I shouldn’t be expected to be clear of mind while this crazy Officer “Wicked Witch of the West” was tying to steal Toto! I’m pleading not guilty and requesting a supporting deposition from all the people at the pool, on the street, and the people who watched those darn law enforcement officers ruin my tires! I’ll show them how stupid they all look! Geez…

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Myanmar may rush democracy leader’s trial...

In the news today…Myanmar may rush democracy leader’s trial"The lawyers of San Suu Kyi have expressed that Myanmar’s military regime appears to be rushing a trial of the democracy leader. The statement was seen as a pretext for the government to keep the Nobel laureate jailed through elections next year. Suu Kyi, who has been in detention without trial for more than 13 of the past 19 years, had been scheduled to be freed May 27th. Suu Kyi has been accused of violating her house arrest after an American man swam to and entered her lakeside home without her permission."

…Editor Rozek’s note: If I had a dollar for every guy who swam to the door of my home, I would have millions! His family described him as a “well-intentioned admirer of Suu Kyi who merely wanted to interview her.” Yeah…I know…but do you think the lake was good for the laptop he carried in the inside pocket of his jacket? I can see him standing on the bank across the lake from the home calling out, “San! San-a boo-boo! I admire you! Let down your hair!” She ran to the window and threw up the sash… “Alas, ole bank standing admirer,…but I can not come out! This ankle bracelet prevents me from reaching out to you!” He contemplated for what seemed like no longer than a split second as he slipped his computer into his pocket, took of his shoes and leaped into the water to get the interview he so had longed for! The hundreds of police in full riot gear with rifles stood along the bank as San watched the man doggie paddling in the middle of the lake with rifles pointed at him! “Freeze!”, yelled the police. He yelled back… “I already am! This water is freakin’ cold!” The police fished him out of the water and confiscated his computer in search of details that may lead them to the reason why this Nobel Peace laureate would want to try to help anyone at all!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Man is champion chicken for 9th year

"My dream when I was a kid was to do cartoon voices. It all kind of goes back to that," Hampton said.
During his winning cluck, Hampton scratched, pecked and clucked before perching on what appeared to be a large wooden roost and laying a spring-loaded fake egg the size of a small watermelon.

Editor Rozek’s Note: What the cluck? This may be the problem with the United States these days. People aren’t exactly getting smarter. We spend our time “clucking” and the Chinese spend their time learning additional languages and building cars.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Police dog hits woman with truck

Apparently a dog put a police car in gear and ran over a woman in her driveway and then hit another car. The woman suffered a broken pelvis and road rash.

Editor Rozek’s Note : Yep! You heard it right. Dogs are a man’s best friend but as for women…that must be why they are man’s best friend…

(Anyway…for future reference, my updates should be pretty accurate although I workout with CNN on and sometimes my stories get a little confused with the scrolling ticker along the bottom. That dog story may have been: Hezbollah headquarters in Beirut destroyed by Israeli jets- retaliation strikes inflict broken pelvis on attacker on foot- Israeli’s working like dogs to keep the rash of attacks to a minimum.You may want to consult a local paper before trusting the accuracy and starting up a conversation about current events.)