Man is champion chicken for 9th year

"My dream when I was a kid was to do cartoon voices. It all kind of goes back to that," Hampton said.
During his winning cluck, Hampton scratched, pecked and clucked before perching on what appeared to be a large wooden roost and laying a spring-loaded fake egg the size of a small watermelon.

Editor Rozek’s Note: What the cluck? This may be the problem with the United States these days. People aren’t exactly getting smarter. We spend our time “clucking” and the Chinese spend their time learning additional languages and building cars.